Wednesday, April 29, 2009

This is like that lazer surgery that made me a backdoor virgin again... again.

Hey babe,
I'm back on the spot, makin it hot, spitting fiyah and confessin a lot.
For all those of you who used to follow my Friendster blog, back when we were all using friendster, well this is it's new incarnation, like the flower. So that means don't be handing out this url to just anyone. I am willing to: humiliate and defile myself and make myself prostrate for a good narrative, provided that I know who's in the audience.

But, that being said, don't be afraid to kick me while I'm down. You who have been invited to follow should absolutely feel free to comment no matter how harsh or malicious, infact, the more brutal the better.

So we'll file today's posts under "desperate acts"
Exhibit A of "Desperate Acts" is a Craigslist posting in the M4M section of the sex locator that i will publicly suggest was a 'creative endevor', a.k.a a junior art project, a social litmus test or to some a straight up joke. But what it really was, was the desperate plea of a young man who doesn't have a clue what to do.
finding a job is just part of the problem, the real issue is not having any real direction or interest in a direction... All I want is fancy cookware, a backyard and a 7-figah-ni**ah, well he doesn't have to be black, but that would help.

Anyways I sent this out into the universe, for better or worse, and straight up, i was hoping it'd turn out for better, but it seems God has something else in mind for me, cause nary a perspective husband has replied to my offer of companionship, colourful food and anal sex .

If you, in the mean time, know of any gays in needs of a 'hot male housewife 'send em' my way.

Check me out next time when i get into the dirty details of the bootycall and The Fundamental Conflict.

xoxo, Gossip Girl

8 comments:

  1. Darling you were never that fat nor would you ever allow your hair to be shorn quite that short no matter how much they paid you ; )
    I think you should change your M4M to specify that you are looking for a rich Glaswegian man to sponsor you to come and live with me here and then he can pay for us to come to france (he can come too if he's hot) so you work on that posting and I'll can screen the prospectives over this side of the ocean.
    CSD

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  2. FAT!?!?!? who said anything about fat????!?!??!??
    thanks alot Christine.

    I posted it in L.A. and had 2 replies within 5 mins, I think this kind of search relies on the intended readers residing in a place with real wealth, hence Toronto's dead quiet and L.A's excitement.

    fingers crossed I'll be moving to LA LA land soon enough, right?

    xoxo, miss you sis, especially when you tell me I "was not THAT fat" thnx

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  3. OH WAIT!!! were you talking about that Hellen Van Meene portrait i had had as my profile pic? ha, I just love that photo, the boys is so sweet and way way way fatter than i ever was, true.

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  4. good. thought I'd have to explain
    x

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  5. holy booty call, that was fantastic, am dying to see who responded!!! pants, shants

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  7. shit, my plan to NOT link my blog backfired. oh well. shants, good work. keep trying though. i think you can do better - like, write a better callout. ok? keep working on it. XO

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  8. R.C. I agree. so i say you help me.
    text me one of those fancy s.m.ses that always ask 4 a reply and lets do this

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